school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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