I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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