I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
you will always have a special place in my vag
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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