some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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