found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
