I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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