literally had 100 drinks last night.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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