Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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