eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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