I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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