I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I smell like Dick and happiness
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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