garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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