haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Boobs speak an international language.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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