I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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