I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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