I want to walk on stilts...naked
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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