There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Enjoy the penises
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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