hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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