remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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