Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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