Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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