Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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