Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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