this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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