I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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