Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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