normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
