Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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