your thong is hanging out like whoa
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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