i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
The beers last night were like the tears from god
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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