return my video game
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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