is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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