I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Randomize
