I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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