i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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