I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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