I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize