my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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