We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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