Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I will be naked everywhere
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
