so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
We got so high we made milksteak
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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