i already hear my dad disowning me
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
