I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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