I'm lost and stupid without you.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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