drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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