OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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