But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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