I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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