Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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