It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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