Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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