I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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