im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
this is an emotional support booty call
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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