Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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