At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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