So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
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I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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